Thursday, October 07, 2004
Does a Body Good?
The SMOKING GUN: Kids Visit Margaritaville - September 29, 2004:
SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for 'limeade' by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades.Click the link to see the letter sent home to some very happy parents.
Cheers!
[Props to Ryan Miller for the toast.]
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
[Insert Your Own 'Sucking' Punchline Here]
Guardian Unlimited Film | News | Puppet oral sex goes against grain for US censors:
The latest feature film from the creators of South Park is facing the box office kiss of death NC-17 rating because of a scene showing simulated oral sex between marionettes.Kiss of death? Hmmm...
The makers, directors Matt Stone and Trey Parker and producer Scott Rudin, are contesting the MPAA classification, saying that the film doesn't show anything that's not been seen before in other R-rated movies. And besides, Rudin told the Hollywood Reporter, "our characters are made of wood and have no genitalia. If the puppets did to each other what we show them doing, all they'd get is splinters."And we all know how much those suck.
Protect and Serve Severe Burns
HoustonChronicle.com - Officer doused with liquid, suffers burns:
HARLINGEN -- A police officer was hospitalized in critical condition today after he was doused with a liquid and caught on fire when he responded to a domestic disturbance call.And you thought your day sucked.
Awww sh*t
local6.com - Sports - Profanity During TV Interview May Cost Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR Title:
NASCAR star Dale Earnhardt Jr. was fined and knocked out of first place Tuesday for a slip of the tongue.How far is too far?
Earnhardt was docked 25 points and fined $10,000 by NASCAR for cursing during a TV interview after his victory at Talladega Superspeedway on Sunday.
Asked about the significance of his fifth victory at Talladega, Earnhardt told NBC, 'It don't mean s--- right now. Daddy's won here 10 times.'
This far.
It's NASCAR! C'mon -- this is the only way most of these guys know the language!
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