Friday, September 03, 2004
Didn't See This in 'My Life'
Top News Article | Reuters.com:
Former President Bill Clinton has checked into a New York hospital and will undergo heart bypass surgery, television networks reported on Friday.Sex does that to ya...
Didn't See This in 'My Life'
Top News Article | Reuters.com:
Former President Bill Clinton has checked into a New York hospital and will undergo heart bypass surgery, television networks reported on Friday.Sex does that to ya...
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Imagine the Possibilities
NCBuy Weird News: 14 Percent Of Americans Have Sex At Work - 2004-09-01:
You might want to be careful where you sit at work because there is a fair chance one of your co-workers has had sex there.Wait for the statistics...
According to a sex survey by the Adam & Eve sex toy company, 14 percent of Americans have done the nasty while on the job.
Men are more likely to have sex at the office -- 19 percent have knocked boots at work compared to only 8 percent of women.Does this include men looking at porn?
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Clerks: Always on Top of It
WPVI.com: Store Clerk Accepts $200 Bill
Pennsylvania state police aren't laughing about the person who passed some funny money – a $200 bill with President George W. Bush's picture on it – at a women's clothing store.After all, we know that the real bill would have Ronald Reagan's signature with "Republican God" underneath it.
Police said they didn't know how the clerk was taken in by the ruse, even though several other things about the bill should have been a dead giveaway.
Among other things, the bill had a hokey serial number – DUBYA4U2001 – and didn't bear the signature of the Secretary of the Treasurer. Instead, the bill was "signed" by Ronald Reagan, whose title was "Political Mentor" and by Bush's father, who is listed as "Campaign Advisor and Mentor."
The back of the bill was even goofier.
It depicts the White House with several signs erected on the lawn, including those reading "We Like Broccoli" and "USA Deserves A Tax Cut."
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
The Column: Year Four, Round One
The Ball State Daily News - BEWILDERED SOCIETY: BSU spirit revival needed for positive year
I'm in the process of finding my columns from this past summer and updating them in the column section of this site -- bare with me over the next month or so as I begin to redesign!
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