Friday, July 18, 2003
Hairy Back Sign Of Good Lover
BANGKOK, Thailand -- Looking for a good sex partner? Here's a clue: Look for lots of back hair.
According to Mantak Chia, a Taoist master in Bangkok, men covered with body hair have "strong sexual power" -- even if they're bald on top.
Hairy ladies also have high sex drives but only if their body hair is soft and fine, not coarse.
In other news: World Still Lacking Cure for Aids...
10-Year-Old Finds Porn In Birthday Piñata
LOS ANGELES -- A 10-year-old boy in Lancaster found more than candy in a birthday piñata Thursday.
He found pornography.
Parents said the boy picked up part of a broken piñata at his 7-year-old brother's birthday party and found it layered with pornographic newspaper.
From Fark.com: "He must have given it a good whack..."
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
American on a roll in five-day rollercoaster marathon
HASSLOCH, Germany (AFP) - A US lecturer has smashed his world record in non-stop roller coaster riding and was still going strong on day five of the hair-raising marathon, amusement park officials said.
Richard Rodriguez, a 43-year-old from Chicago, boarded the "Expedition GeForce" attraction at the Holiday Park in western Germany last Thursday and was approaching his 120th hour on the train, a park spokesman said.
The man added that this record time also beats out the length of his last relationship.
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
We've seen and heard so much talk since February about the future of US spaceflight. Now approaching 6 months after the Columbia disaster, it has become an even bigger question:
"What is the next direction for spaceflight..."
Sure, we need to keep searching our universe and all this other scientific crap that NASA has spout out..
But how about a simple answer to the damn question?
Maybe.... Up?
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