Wednesday, June 04, 2003
Teens teach FBI gift of cyber gab
For those investigative details, the FBI calls on Karen, Mary and Kristin — Howard County eighth-graders and best friends.
During the past year, the three have been teaching agents across the country how to communicate just like teenage girls, complete with written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends and assigned reading in Teen People and YM magazines. The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents failed.
“They, like, don’t know anything,” said Mary, 14, giggling.
“They’re, like, do you like Michael Jackson?” said Karen, 14, rolling her eyes at just how out of it adults can be.
The FBI has failed in one matter with these girls.
They're so f*cking stupid that you'd need to be deaf to have the urge to tag their asses.
Quick! How many puns can you make out of "Sammy Sosa" and "corking?"
Ready...go.
Isn't it rather odd how Sammy Sosa gets busted for corking and Martha Stewart gets indicted for fraud, but the dow breaks 9000?
Monday, June 02, 2003
Topless picnic draws stares in Penn Yan
Carpenter and four other women bared their chests under a pavilion Saturday afternoon at Pine Hills Park in what they said was a publicity-seeking effort to let people know women can legally take their shirts off in the same places where men can.
The disturbing factor here isn't the story, but the name of the paper it's printed in.
PHONEY ATM RECEIPTS! GREAT FOR BACHELORS!
Impress that certain someone by...
using a fake ATM receipt credited with almost $400k!
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