Saturday, May 31, 2003
IOL : Fat goes on quicker than it comes off
San Francisco - Couch potatoes build up potentially dangerous deposits of deep-tissue fat around vital abdominal organs at a surprisingly quick rate, United States researchers said Wednesday.
See also: "Scientists, despite broad knowledge, are remarkably f*cking slow."
From the "Ah, yes: The days of innocent, harmless school pranks" department:
F-M seniors confess to prank
Chupaila said 15 students unlocked the school late Monday to stack 600 school desks from the floor to the ceiling in one of the school's busiest corridors. To secure the desks, he said students wove a steel cable through the desks and padlocked it shut.
Cattle destroyed after truck rolls
Forty-nine cattle died Friday after the load shifted on a semitrailer, sending it rolling off Interstate 29.
This is quite the rare incident.
Beef is best cooked from both sides, but I don't reccomend flippin' your meat until it has been killed.
The good news is that several passers-by noticed the mishap, and quickly stopped to help.
To them I say: well done.
[Props to Jeff for submission]
Well, it was finally given to me....
Ladies and gentleman, if the emotion of surprise could be captured on paper this would be it:
Thursday, May 29, 2003
Back in town once again...Kinda sucks here.
BS.com will be making its debut around graduation. Due to legal issues, I can't open the site with the full blogging text you see here until I've got my diploma in my hand. (Seeing as the .com was linked to last issue's paper.)
I had some rather large company sitting on my return flight from Chicago to Fort Wayne. It really does bring up the debate of whether "oversized baggage" is a term to be used in the cabin as well as below.
O'Hare was also extremely busy -- it is amusing to see how the human race functions in an overpriced, overpaced, and overly stressed enviroment. My experience? 100 people moving through an 8 foot hallway do not like to be cut off by those big ass "people movers."
Meanwhile, my best friend Jeff graduated high school.... before me, no less.
Go f**king figure.
It's cool though, we were a little scared about him for a while... ;-)
Nah, j/k. We knew he could do it... eventually. As soon as I have visual proof, I'll be sure to post it for you. (He's being a little stubborn on the photos.)
You know it's 2003 when my buddy can text msg me from his seat in the midst of graduation to tell me that the ceremony is "boring." Don'tcha love Verizon?
For those of you wondering about Jeff, he'll be back to visit next week for my graduation. Email me if you need an invitation to my party. (Use the link at left.)
Also, expect word tomorrow on some big news for my radio career....
...the one condition? It could hurt.
Expect slow blogging until school ends....I'm working hard on getting BS.com's final touchings completed.
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