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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
12:13 p.m.
Good Lord, I need to clean house around here.  I've officially got four months on this page--twice my limit. 
     Ah, I'll do it later. 
     I'm only up this late because of a paper I forgot to write (yes, again, and for the same class, too).  I don't know what it is about my media ethics class, but I always seem to forget everything about it as soon as I leave the room.  It's like my brain only has enough extra memory to keep track of four classes.  Or it could just be that my math and history classes have slammed me with way more homework than I'm used to, and I'm still not entirely adapted to it.  Or maybe it's the pressure of getting part one of my novel finished by spring break (ten days away--w00t!)--I don't know.  Of course, it could just be that I was sick this weekend when I should have been writing it, and therefore the whole incident should be considered an anomoly.  I mean, I've got another case study for that class due next Tuesday, and I'm on the ball with that one. 
     Speaking of sick--it's an incredible irony that I was able to avoid catching walking pneumonia from my former roommate, but when I had my room to myself I got sick as a dog.  'Course it's not really that bad; it's just a cold, after all; but I spent all of Sunday feeling like the poop, and although I made an apparent miracle recovery today, the illness has moved from my head to my chest, so I feel like the poop again.  I've been chugging orange juice and taking vitamins--I can't drink tea because I don't have any decaf, and the leaded stuff keeps me up nights and puts me to sleep days, so that's absolutely out as an option during the week.  I would have made a pot on Sunday, but I could barely get out of bed so it was kind of a moot point. 
     I don't think I'm going to get the light out before two o'clock tonight (this morning?).  I've still got to shower (no I can't put it off until tomorrow), and I've got at least a half hour of Bible reading to do.  Speaking of which, last night I just about tore a page out of Proverbs.  It's only attatched for about an inch at the top, and I can't tape it because the paper pulled right out of the binding.  Any ideas on how to fix it would be greatly appreciated. 
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Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
6:15 p.m.
First, a report on the paper: I got a C on it; apparently the way I interpreted the assignment wasn't the way the professor wanted me to interpret it.  Considering that I followed his instructions to the letter, I don't think this is quite fair, but I'm far to stressed out with other things to push the issue.  All my other classes are going just swimmingly, so I'm not too worried. 
I'm going to try something new here today: instead of ranting about something for a page and a half without actually accomplishing anything, I'm going to publish the prologue and little introductory bits of my novel.  Depending on how well that goes over, I'll put up part of chapter one in a day or two. 
So, here goes.  Presenting, for the first time ever, a portion of my as-yet-unnamed novel. 


     "
Easily could it be said that the golden age of the Amdhoran empire ended in the with the death of queen A'enthe sel Morcae, last of the great Morcae dynasty, in the 491st year after the Great War.  Known by the kensae as "Heaven's Blade" for her prowess in battle and her zealous campaign against the Rynor En'asu and darkened kensae, she was killed by an assassin at Lythra, the palace in Sathsem.  It was whispered that Ameden himself had struck the fatal blow, but the idea was soon dismissed, and though she was mourned much by the people, no serious inquiry was ever undertaken.  A'enthe left no children, and for a time the throne stood empty as squabbles broke out over who should reign. Through a series of underhanded dealings and secret alliances, A'enthe's cousin by marriage, Stullris sel Cadna, finally claimed the position and ascended to the kingship.  After several purges of the advisors and upper ranks of the army, it was revealed that Stullris had sympathies with the Rynor En'asu, and they gained strength and support among the people.  Due to Stullris' belligerent approach to ruling, relations with surrounding nations began to sour, and it was not long before the empire collapsed.  Within only two centuries of her untimely death, there remained hardly a trace of the strong, mighty nation A'enthe had led. 

     Not long after Stullris took the throne, the population, stirred by the decline of the nation and urged on by the monarchy, began forcing the kensae out of Amdhoras." 

                --The Chronicles of Taros Tykul 


When a daughter of the air  

Meets the daughter of a king 

When immortal dust of earth 

Makes the ruined temple sing,

When the silent walls have spoken 

And the broken light has shone,

Then will the righteous rule again

And the exiles claim their own. 

       --From the writings of Shashu

Prologue  

     Yinae walked silently down the hall to Jonas’ room.  Her feet made no sound on the rich, soft carpet, and her wrinkled hands silently worked the latch and pushed open the thick wooden door. 

     Jonas was sitting up in bed, bathed in moonlight, black eyes staring blankly into the darkness.  His covers were tangled, and sweat shone on his brow.  Compulsively, his fingers rubbed at a spot near the center of his chest.  He did not move when Yinae came in and seated herself on the edge of the bed.  Her comforting blue light gently illuminated the room. 

     “You are troubled, child,” she said after a moment.  Gently she took his hand, holding it still.  Jonas sighed and leaned his dark head back against the carved wooden headboard, closing his eyes. 

     “Yes,” he said in a whisper, “yes, I am.”  His fingers twitched a little.  “They’re getting stronger.” 

     Yinae smiled and caressed his cheek, as if he were a sick grandchild.  “They cannot touch you here; you know that.”  His fingers twitched again, and his left shoulder jerked a little. 

     "They're going to make their move soon," he whispered hoarsly.  "They're going to move, and he's going to call me to him.  I can already feel it, rustling about in the back of my mind.  I won't be able to ignore it much longer." 

     Yinae pressed his fingers and looked very grave.  “You are safe here,” she said. 

     “Safe from Them, yes.”  He swung his legs over the side of the mattress and stood up, his lean form silhouetted against the moonlit window.  “But what about safe from me?  How can I feel safe and feel like giving in at the same time?”  He pulled on a tunic and headed for the door.  “I’m going for a walk.  Maybe the fresh air will help.” 

     Yinae sighed as she watched him go.  Lord, En'lasi, he cannot go on like this, she thought.  It is not a life; not what I would call a life.  She began straightening the sheets.  After all, he is only a man, not one of us.  She paused.  If he leaves now, he may never come back. 

     She stopped and stood tall for a moment, listening.  Yes, you are right, of course.  You know what is best for him.  But Lord, it grieves me to see him thus.  Must he go, now?  He has shown such progress.  Another sigh.  Thy will, Lord, not mine.

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Monday, February 16th, 2004
9:49 p.m.
[Insert usual apologies for lack of updates here.] 
     It's been hard to think of anything to blog about because 90% of my source material is gone with the wind (or rather, gone to the room at the end of the hall).  Either way, it's gone, and I am at a loss. 
     I've had a lot of changes in my environment in the past two weeks: Much-Afraid moved out, I got a fridge of my own, and they installed new showerheads in the bathroom.  I liked the old ones better; the spray angled out so that it kind of wrapped around you in a big, warm, wet hug.  The new ones just spray straight down, so the only way to keep from freezing is to stand directly under the water, and then it gets in your eyes and it's impossible to shampoo properly, and it's just a big ol' mess.  The old ones didn't look as nice, but they more than made up for it with their five-star service. 
     I really should be writing a paper right now.  It's due tomorrow at nine-thirty a.m., and I've only written half of it.  It's a three-page deal, nothing fancy, and it should be a breeze for me, but I just can't seem to get into the groove with it.  The words just aren't coming.  I have a subject; I know what the paper is about and what I want to say, but I can't seem to find a way to say it.  It's very disconcerting.  But I'm not going to bed until it's done; the way I see it, it's my own darn fault for putting it off so long, and if the result is a lousy paper written at two in the morning, then I've reaped my just reward.  I'm already taking a lesson from the whole situation, and am determined not to let it happen again. 
     I went home for the weekend--my mother fixed MEAT, bless her--and had a wonderful time.  We watched Secondhand Lions on Saturday, and I liked it even more this time than when I saw it in the theatres back in September.  My parents had never seen it, and they loved it.  My mom especially liked the dogs, and the fact that the film actually stood up for things like justice and honor and courage and true love, instead of running them into the ground like so many people do these days. 
     ARGH I'm about ready to start banging my head on the desk.  Maybe that'll knock the paper loose and it can flow down into my fingers instead of staying up in my brain muttering "Five more minutes, Ma, pleeeeze?" 
     I think I'll catch up on my comics.  That usually gets the juices flowing.  And if that doesn't work, there's always sweet, sweet caffeine.  Either way, I'm not going to bed until I finish this paper.  I can sleep tomorrow. 
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Sunday, February 8th, 2004
1:02 a.m.
Well, crap (sorry Mom).  I've just lost the very element that made my blog so allegedly amusing.       My muse, as it were, has flown the coop. 
     The thorn in my side that drove me to greater heights has suddenly been plucked away, and the wound salved. 
     I am at a loss; I am without inspiration; I am left lonely and bereft of the spark of genius. 
     Much-Afraid has moved out. 

     It came as a complete surprise to me.  I was all set to enjoy a weekend by myself: I had some Jeeves and Wooster novels, I had very little homework, and I had been to Wal-Mart to buy some eatables and a pair of shoelaces.  I rode the bus back to campus, I made it to my room without slipping on the ice, and lo and behold!  What do I see but my roommate's possessions scattered around the room in various stages of packedness.  It looked like her usual weekend packing gone a bit overboard, so I didn't think to ask what was going on until she told me "Oh hey, just so you know, I'm moving out." 
     I paused to clean out my ears.  "Tonight?" 
     "Yeah."  She stuffed some more clothes into a gym bag.  "The room at the end of the hall across from the bathroom is empty, and my mom bought if for me as an early birthday present." 
     "Oh.  Oh!  So, you're moving out?" I asked stupidly, barely understanding and hardly able to contain my glee. 
     "Yep." 
     "Cool!" I chortled.  "I mean, I'll miss you and all that, but cool!" 
     I got the impression that she was just as glad to be rid of me as I was to be rid of her.  I didn't care. 

     Her parents came today and took down her loft (I helped so that they would leave more quickly), and she walked out the door for the final time.  Praise the Lord, and Hallelujah to whoever left that room vacant!  Plus, they had left some stuff behind (in an obvious "I don't want this anymore" kind of way) so I got myself a cool lamp and a string of blacklights out of it, too.  So all in all, I've lost most of my blogging material, but I got some room accesories for next year, and now I've got my own room again!  Woohoo! 

     Maybe I'll start posting excerpts from my fictional endeavors.  I've been meaning to do that for a while now; perhaps this will be the catalyst that gets the ball rolling. 
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Thursday, February 5th, 2004
12:16 p.m.
Much-Afraid's grandmother is in the hospital, but I'm finding it increasingly hard to feel sorry for her.  Granted, she feels so sorry for herself that there really isn't any need for me to add to it, but it is only the barest shreds of human compassion that keep me from lashing out at her.  If, when she cried on the phone, it was sincere grief and concern for her grandmother, I wouldn't have the least problem with it.  But no; instead she whines about how hard it is for her, how much she is affected, how hard it is for her to be here instead of there and as a result out of control.  She is completely self-centered, and seems to carry a mentality of "It's just not fair!"  Well, I've got news for her: LIFE ISN'T FAIR.  There have been many things that I wished I could have been home for--school plays, my sister's senior banquet, frappin' heart attacks--but the fact is that I'm stuck up here, and that's all there is to it.  She's not the only person on campus with ill, elderly relatives; she's not the only person on campus who misses her family; but she acts like she is, and it's really starting to get on my last good nerve.  I have very little patience with people who dissolve into quivering lumps at the merest hint of rain on the proverbial horizon.  Let's face it: this development is just the cherry on top of the annoyance sundae.  What with her emotionally abusive fiancè and her stupid talking computer games and all the noise she makes eating and the habit she's developed of giving a little cough about every two to three mintues, it's all I can do to keep my mouth shut.  I know I'm supposed to love my neighbor as myself, but love isn't always sunshine and happy roses. Plus, I have the feeling that her cough would go away if she'd quit guzzling pop like it was water and actually drink some water! 
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004
6:51 p.m.
She's on the phone againI have yet to see (hear?) her lower her voice without being asked, and am therefore subjected to her soap opera life, her friends' soap opera lives, and the soap opera life of some guy she met two years ago in another state and had a fling with, but I know from experience that if I so much as make a move towards asking her to quiet down a little, she will be miffed, and may God help us all if she gets miffed.  Have you ever had a cat be angry with you?  I don't mean ticked because you stood up and dumped it off your lap; I mean mad.  We're talking glaring, insane, I'm-going-to-kill-you-while-you-sleep furious.  Have you ever even so much as been in a room with a cat in that mood?  It's not fun, is it?  Now imagine that the cat was an engaged-eighteen year old girl with the emotional maturity of a seventh-grader, and you see my problem.  I'm about ready to pick her up and throw her right out the window.  Wouldn't do any good; our window is only about three feet off the ground, but doggone if it wouldn't be satisfying there for just a few fleeting seconds.  In any case, if she doesn't quiet down on her own I'm going to gently suggest to her that she keep her voice down please, miffishness be hanged. 
     Apparently she and her fiancè are in fact back together, even though she's said, quote, "We both know it won't last" end quote.  I complained in an earlier entry that I would be pretty ticked off if I had let her keep me up by crying over him without complaining, only to have her get back together with him, and trust me, I am ticked off.  It'll be a wonder if I don't explode at her before the end of the year.  And yet, it's just so obvious that she's been hurt in so many ways by so many people that I find myself, while irked, to be more likely to pity her than anything.  It's almost a morality tale; something along the lines of "There, but for the grace of God, go I."  Let's just say that there's a reason I call her 'Much-Afraid.' 
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Sunday, February 1st, 2004
12:03 p.m.
I have been remiss; I'll be the first to admit it.  I have neglected my faithful reader(s).  So now, I issue a formal apology. 
     Sorry, Mom. 
     There, now that that's out of the way, I can get down to the business at hand; namely, blogging.  It doesn't take to great a stretch of the imagination to guess what I've been up to that has kept me away from updating my Web site; this is, by far, the busiest semester I have had to date.  And yet, it is one of the least hectic.  I have finally organized myself, following the pattern I set in high school: one year bad, half a year good, then half a year bad, one year really bad, and then finally one year really good.  The difference here is that instead of years, I'm counting by semesters.  Therefore, logic dictates that from here on out, I shall reap the fruits of hard and diligent labor as I stubbornly set my shoulder to the grindstone and all that. 
     Why yes, I have been reading upper-class British literature; why do you ask?  Anyway, I now sleep the sleep of those no longer worried about their grades.  Also, I should like to mention that the gym class which I was so sure of failing last semester has somehow redeemed itself with a final grade of between eighty and ninety percent, otherwise known as a 'B'.  How and why this happened, I shall probably never know, but I'm not one to argue with nice surprises.  Suffice it to say, my grade point average has raised itself another tenth of a point to a whopping 2.7, and I have no doubts that if I continue in my present frame of mind, it shall only continue to do rise.  And now, dearest companion(s), since it seems to be luncheon time right exactly on the nose, I shall avail myself of the nearest eating establishment, and leave you with a hearty "Adieu!" 
     No, I haven't been skipping any medications, why do you ask? 
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
9:26 p.m.
The new site is up!  Granted, it's not completely finished, but a used textbook is cheaper than a new one (or half a loaf is better than none, or something like that).  With any luck I'll have some extra time and energy this weekend, and I'll get the rest of it finished. 
     Unfortunately, there's not much I can do about Much-Afraid, either.  It doesn't help things that I'm in the midst of that certain few days a month of irritability that only females get, but even when that's not going on she grows increasingly more annoying.  When she talks on the phone, she is incredibly loud--almost shouting at times.  There is no call for this; I keep my voice down when I talk on the same handset, and I can be heard just fine.  She plays computer games with lots of sound effects (really dopey sound effects, too) and she doesn't turn the sound off.  Granted, her speakers are really cheap so they don't have an off switch or a headphone jack, but I'd bet money that there's an in-game control for turning the sounds on and off.   She chews ice; she eats potato chips, crackers, carrots, and anything else that goes 'crunch' when you eat it so that she could only make more noise by literally chewing in my ear.  You know that scene in Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! when Charlie Brown goes to Snoopy's doghouse, and Snoopy is sitting there eating bones one after the other?  Remember that sound?  She eats like that.  EVERY FRICKIN' DAY.  She broke up with her psycho fiancè (which is really a good thing) but now she's regressed from acting like a fifteen-year-old to acting like a thirteen-year-old.  A really, really whiny thirteen-year-old.  She's always on the phone with her friends, and she's developed this spoiled-little-girl laugh that she uses all. the. time.  The only way I can describe it is to say take one part valley girl (and not the funny Frank Zappa kind, the bad un-funny kind), one part catty backstabber who gets away with insulting you because she says its a joke, and one part of one of those little girls who is incredibly vain for her age because her mother treats her like an oversized doll and is always dressing her up in little frilly outfits with crinoline petticoats, patent leather Mary Janes with lace anklets, and little gloves to match the socks.  Oh yeah, and a little purse to keep an embroidered hanky in.  You know the type.  They're afraid of mud.  Anyway, combine those three elements, make the result laugh, and you've got Much-Afraid.  It's driving me nuts.  I thank God for the fact that our schedules are mostly out-of-sync, so that we spend a minimum amount of time in each other's presence.  If I had to be around her any more than I already am, I think I would probably kill her.  At least she lets me sleep. 
     I said a minute ago that she had broken up with her no-good bum of a fiancè, but now I'm not so sure.  I just overheard her tell her friend on the phone (I heard this through my headphones--that's how loud she is!) some piece of news about him (he got a job or something), and I'm thinking "why would she care if she's not engaged to him anymore?  Unless she's just a total walking soap opera and they're back together again."  She's at her computer, so our monitors block my view of her left hand, and I can't see if she's wearing her ring again.  I really hope she's not, because last week after they broke up she kept me up 'til four in the morning crying to sad songs on her portable cd player.  I didn't say anything and I didn't hold it against her because I knew she was going through a hard time, but if I missed that much sleep and was that patient (which was hard for me) just for her to turn around and get back together with him again, I am going to be really, reeeally ticked off.  She is darn lucky that I'm not a walking soap opera; I'd be plotting revenge by now if I was. 
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Tuesday, January 20th, 2004

5:41 p.m.
I'm blogging on this template for only a few more days; after that, I'm going to have my new Web site up and running. 
     In the meantime, I want to marry Evan Coyne Maloney.  He is exactly the kind of reporter that I want to be: smart, well-spoken, courageous, unfailingly polite.  He has a new video out, called "Gettin' a MoveOn," and it is just great.  He interviews people waiting to attend Al Gore's speech about global warming (you know, the one where it was about 1° Farenheit outside the theatre) on their views about President Bush, his supposed mirroring of Hitler, his IQ, and conservatives in general.  It's pretty astounding, and the end of the video makes a very bold statement--without saying a single word.  Go ye and partake of it, for yea, it is good. 
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Friday, December 19th, 2003
3:36 p.m.
Well, this is my last day of posting for the next three weeks.  Tomorrow morning I take my last final and head on out of here, first to my grandparents', then to my great-uncle's, and then (finally!) home.  I'm probably going to be cranky all day because my relatives are keeping me from the comfort of my own home, but I'll do my best not to make my little cousins cry.  Maybe I'll teach them to play Uno; kicking butt at cards always makes me feel good.  Teaching someone else to kick butt makes me feel even better.  *evil cackle* 
     I should be packing right now; I've got to pack all my remaining clothes, my toiletries, my makeup, and a bunch of other assorted stuff that I don't want to leave up here because I might need it at home.  I've also got to take home my jewelry, and a bunch of stuff that I don't want to get stolen (not that it would go missing, but I just don't want to take that chance).  All in all, it's like moving back home for the summer, but on a one-fourth scale.  It's a pain, but I'll be glad to be home. 
     I've begun writing my own "You know you're a Ball State student when . . . " lists.  So far I'm up to #43, "You rejoice at being hired to shelve books at the library, because it's a job where you don't have to wear a hairnet."  My favorite one so far is #42, "You begin referring to the school as 'BS University.'" 
     To tide my faithful readers over while I'm gone, I've got two more installations of Caps Lock Theater for you, just to give you something to laugh at while I'm not around for your mocking pleasure. 

     YEAH I LOVE CHRISTMAS I GOT THIS AWESOME GAME LAST YEAR WITH LOTS OF NAKED CHICKS AND GUNS ALONG WITH MY NEW PS2 DUDE IT WAS SO SWEET AND I WAS AT THIS ONE PARTY AND DUDE THERE WAS LIKE NOG EVERYWHERE AND I GOT SO WASTED ON NOG YEAH IT WAS SO COOL I CAN'T WAIT TIL BREAK I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING FOR MY MOM OR MY GIRLFRIEND YET THOUGH OH BUT HEY I GOT MYSELF THIS AWESOME DVD 

     YEAH I SAW THE LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THAT ONE HARRY POTTER MOVIE YEAH I THINK THEY RIPPED HARRY POTTER OFF BESIDES THERE'S LIKE TOO MANY CHARACTERS AND IT'S CONFUSING AND WHAT IS ALL THIS ABOUT BOOKS DID THEY LIKE MAKE THE MOVIES INTO BOOKS OR SOMETHING THAT IS SO CLICHED OH MY GOSH HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAT IN THE HAT YEAH THAT WAS LIKE ALL FUNNY AND STUFF MIKE MEYERS IS SO TALENTED AND HE CAN ACT UNLIKE THOSE LORD OF THE RINGS LOSERS YEAH THEY HAVE WHAT LIKE TWO LINES EACH OH MY GOD 

     Heh heh.  When I return on January the eleventh, I will have seen Lord of the Rings at least twice (more, if I have anything to say about it), visited three different sets of relative on two separate occasions, fielded questions about my major from said relatives, and eaten more Christmas cookies than can possibly be good for me.  I will also have more (recent) pictures to put up, and hopefully will have scored some kewl lewt from the parental units and their progeny.  So until then, adieu, farewell, here's your hat what's your hurry, and Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!  So long, suckers!  I'M OUTTA HERE! 
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Thursday, December 18th, 2003
3:18 p.m.
A headline I would like to see (but probably never will):
     "Israeli Troops Carpet Bomb Arafat's Compound"  And then, for the subtitle: "Sharon tells UN: "I'm sick of my people being killed.  You can take your delegations and your resolutions and shove 'em."  Mmmmm. 
     You know, it's interesting that Saddam, for all his posturing, gave up without a fight.  He even had a gun right there with him, but instead of committing suicide, he let himself be taken alive.  I have a feeling that Arafat would do the same.  You see, it's my belief that no matter how much a dictator or terrorist claims that God is on his side, deep down inside them is a tiny nagging voice that says "That's what you think, pal."  And when it comes time to do and die, they can't bring themselves to pull the trigger because their cowardly streak runs so deep that they will do anything to live another day, to keep that voice from proving itself right. 
     The thought of that voice gives me a good feeling inside; it's the same fierce, joyful feeling that makes men sing and shout as they wade into battle, kicking butt and taking names.  I get that feeling when I imagine Old Testament battles, especially the ones led by David--I can just see the armies of Israel, massed against the enemies of God, revving themselves up and knowing that since their God was the real one, they would prevail.  I imagine they got the same feeling, looking out at the Philistines--"C'mon, guys, we can take 'em!"  It's a feeling that rides roughshod over fear, and turns shrinking violets into rampant Kudzu.  It's the feeling a mama bear gets when you mess with her cubs.  It's the sheer exhilaration of battle, and it is the essence of all righteous wars.  You can shout "Alluhu Akhbar" all you want, but in the end, you won't be shouting anything because my foot will be crushing your windpipe.  And that, my jihadist friend, is what that warm feeling is all about. 
     I like that feeling. 
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Sunday, December 14th, 2003
9:53 p.m.
Well, more and more good news: Much-Afraid doesn't have mono; she had walking pneumonia and she's practically over it.  This is a good thing, because it means I won't get mono, and I won't have to mess with her still being sick when we come back from break in January. 
     I wish it was Friday night instead of Sunday night, because then I'd be getting up early tomorrow to get ready to leave instead of going to my last philosophy class before finals.  Berkeley is really starting to get on my nerves; he's an arrogant prig who thinks that if something isn't perceived, then it doesn't exist.  Um, yeah.  Here's an idea for him: maybe we aren't the be all and end all of all creation.  Maybe if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, it still makes a sound!  I wish we were learning Locke instead--he held the same view that I've held all my life.  He just used bigger words when he explained it, so people took him seriously. 
     Dagnabit, now the song's going through my head again.  Darn you Monty Python!  *shakes fist* 
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3:48 p.m.
WE GOT HIM! 
     Saddam Hussein Captured in Iraq Hideout

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Saturday, December 13th, 2003
2:24 p.m.
I just saw the new TV spot* for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
     Nur nur nurnurnur. 
*It's in Quicktime, so give it a minute.  If you don't have Quicktime, get it here for free.  It's so much better than Windows or Real Player. 
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Friday, December 12th, 2003
4:30 p.m.
I wrote this for my English class, and it came back with a "10" at the top, along with a note that said "Hilarious!"  So I thought I'd share it here.  To give a little background, we've been studying interpreting literature, and using classic fairy tales as subjects.  We had to write our own take on either Sleeping Beauty or Snow White, and I chose Sleeping Beauty.  And now, without further ado, I present an original composition entitled "Well, It's About Time!" 

     "It's about time you got here!  Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for you?  One hundred years, that's how long!  One hundred years!  What were you doing all that time, anyway?  You're not that young; you could have come and kissed me ten, twenty years ago but nooooo, you had to go and do you own thing, didn't you?  You just had to sow your wild oats before you got tied down, is that it?  We wouldn't want a handsome devil like yourself getting married too soon, now would we?  No, he's got to have his fun first.  Meanwhile I've been laying here, neglected, with a crick in my neck from this gawd-awful pillow, and all my clothes going more and more out of style, and no one to do my hair or my nails or give me a facial or anything, and just waiting--waiting!  That's all I know how to do anymore!  A few years more and I would have forgotten how to move!  Do you have any idea what it feels like to be off your feet for that long?  Oh sure, the first forty years or so are great, you've never felt so rested, so de-stressed, but after that it starts to get a little monotonous!  Thank you very much for showing up so promptly!  I really appreciate your timely arrival and the concern you showed in getting here so quickly!  And another thing, that kiss was the worst one I've ever had.  Who'd you practice with, a sofa cushion with a face drawn on it?  I had better kisses from the stable boy.  Heck, I got better kisses from--hey, where are you going?  Get back here!  You still have to marry me so we can live happily ever after!  GET BACK HERE!" 
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3:58 p.m.
I GOT A JOB!  OH YES I DID!  AND IT'S NOT IN FOOD SERVICE! 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
     Starting next semester, I'm going to be working as a page at Bracken Library.  I'm guaranteed at least ten hours a week for THREE SEMESTERS.  This is a good thing. 
     Now I can quit my job at the dining service and start doing something that doesn't require me to wear a hairnet and a uniform.  Two more shifts and then I'm done with them!  Ha! 
     Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do the dance of joy, as performed by the inimitable Sheik Yerbooti.  Uh-huh.  Uh-huh.  Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. 
     OH yeah.  I feel GOOD. 
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Thursday, December 11th, 2003
11:15 p.m.
The third number in my countdown is the biggest one.  This is not a blessing to me.  If I had my way, the first and third numbers would both be "1" and the second number would be replaced with "I've already gone home; so long, suckers!"  But I have to wait another week for that.  Pooh. 
     I've got some stuff that I've been saving until next Friday night so that I can leave something good up while I neglect the site over break.  I was going to put the site files on a disk so I could work on them at home, but my parent's disk drive is tempermental at best, plus I'd have a heck of a time archiving.  I'm also not sure if the Ball State servers are going to be running at full speed over break; honestly, I'd be surprised if they were. 
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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
9:26 p.m.
A few months back, I sprained my ankle and missed about three weeks of class.  This wasn't a problem except in two classes, Philosophy and PhysEd.  I was able to pull Philosophy up to a half-way decent grade (I hope--I'm pretty sure), but PhysEd is a bust.  This is the second time in a row I've failed that class.  Luckily I can take it as many times as I need to in order to pass it, but it's frustrating. 
     When I was in high school, my freshman year I squeaked by, my sophomore year I did a bit better, my junior year I almost flunked out, and finally in my senior year I got my act together.  I think the pattern is repeating itself, only now it's running at double-time and next semester should be the one where I break through and start doing a lot better. 
     I just wish that for once I would have a semester of school where I didn't have personal "issues" or health problems get in the way of my grades.  Even in my senior year I had troubles; I was just far enough advanced in the pattern that I was able to pull my butt out of the fire.  Maybe next semester will go smoothly. 
     I wanna go home. 
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Monday, December 8th, 2003
Blogging Blitzkreig!
10:29 p.m.
Sing it, sister: Mamamontezz tells it like it is
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10:26 p.m.
Well, crap on a stick.  According to theonering.net, the trailer for the next Harry Potter movie is going to be shown in front of LotR:RotK.  Crap, crap, crap(sorry, Mom).  Is it too much to ask that good fantasy be kept away from bad, poorly written, one-dimensional, waste-of-trees/celluoid/pixels downright evil fantasy? 
     Apparently it is.  Crap. 
     Sorry, Mom. 
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10:21 p.m.
If you've read my post at 7:44 on November 13th, you'll know that I was a Ritalin kid.  What a lot people don't know is that I get depressed easily and have a tendency to give up on things after only one or two tries.  What does this have to do with anything? 
     I found an interesting article today that sure explains a heck of a lot.  At least I don't have to worry about my crack-riddled body winding up face down in a gutter in Atlantic City with a C-note stuffed in my pants and no idea how I got there. 
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Sunday, December 7th, 1941
1:03 p.m.
A day that shall live in infamy. 
     Let us pray. 
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Saturday, December 6th, 2003
3:55 p.m.
Hi Livingstone! 
     Don't ask. 
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Friday, December 5th, 2003
9:49 a.m.
I found a very interesting article featured on blogs4god, and I thought I'd link to it and perhaps add a few of my own thoughts.  The article is about postmodernism and its effects of religion and theology, but what makes it interesting is that the author uses Star Trek and the Borg as a metaphor. 
     Last month I read That Hideous Strength, the third book in C.S. Lewis' Space Trilogy.  THS is set "sometime after the war" and centers around a young woman and her husband who get caught up in a movement to save England and a movement to destroy it, respectively.  While the woman (Jane) casts her lot with a group of Christians (one of whom, the main character of the first two books, communicates directly with angels as a result of his previous adventures), the young man (Mark) is drawn into an organization called the National Institute for Co-ordinated Experiments, a bastion of secular postmodern philosophy.  At least, that's the face it presents to the world; in reality, the N.I.C.E. is a headquarters for the forces of darkness, and those in its inner circle are some of the most evil people imaginable.  But herein lies the greatest deceit: aside from a sadistic lesbian, they are all what society would deem harmless: a distracted academian, an apostate, humanistic priest, and a scientist.  Straik, the priest, is convinced that Jesus was a metaphor, and that the true Son of Man is Man himself, providing his own salvation through science, apart from God.  Frost, the scientist, believes that all emotions are merely chemical reactions in the brain, and that our natural revulsions and inhibitions are only societal constructs designed to keep us from reaching our full potential.  Wither, the academic, lives his life in a sort of stupor, putting up a facade to take care of the world around him while his real Self, his essence, becomes more and more distanced from his reality.  Each of these men comes to a bad end--Straik is murdered by Wither, Wither is mauled by a bear, and Frost is immolated when he sets fire to the N.I.C.E. headquarters.  It is upon Frost that I wish to focus. 
     There is perhaps no better way to put one's mind at risk than to deny the meaning of things.  To define emotions as chemical reactions, to claim that language, religion, and morals are all meaningless social constructs, is to deny life itself meaning.  What do we live for, but to give glory to God?  But if God's creations are stripped of their purpose and reduced to mere 'things,' then it becomes impossible to give glory to anything.  To be in awe of something, one has to understand (or at least intuit) that there is something else besides what we see that gives it that awesomeness.  Take, for example, a cathedral.  There are two ways of looking at it: the first is as a remarkable achievement, brought about by the cooperation of men and the will of God.  The second is as a set of stones, fitted together in an arbitrary arrangement that, given the right tools, anyone at any point in history could have put together. 
     Many modern philosophers treat religion in the same manner as the cathedral--as a human construct without meaning, and significant only in its effect on society.  In this view, all are equal; no one faith is better or worse than any other.  What a cowardly thought!  Instead of choosing to believe in something, the postmodernists simply claim that all are valid, getting them an easy out and making them look 'tolerant.'  Well, I've got news for them: 'tolerance' is the buzzword for people who don't want to take a stand about anything, who have no strong opinions and are happy to let other people do the hellraising as long as it doesn't interfere with them.  I heard a song about this once; the second chorus said "Close your mouth, stop your ears/close your mouth and take it slow/let others take the lead, and you bring up the rear/and later you can say you didn't know."  The song used the image of weeds growing in a garden to illustrate the way tolerance and moral equivalence--which, when you boil it down, is really a form of apathy--allow dangerous ideologies to take root and grow unchecked.  Yet even when some hate-filled rhetoric rears its head and begins spewing its bile, the oh-so-tolerant ones don't speak out--everyone has a right to their opinion, and it's not for me to judge, they say.  Hence the last chorus of the song: "Close your eyes, stop your ears/close your mouth; they're never there/and if they're ever here, they'll never come for you/because they know you really didn't care."  They find a sense of safety in their unwillingness to call a spade a spade.  After all, why should they make themselves a target?  It doesn't affect them, so why should they care? 

[Warning: rant ahead] 

     I am so sick and frapping tired of all these people who go around and say "Oh, it's just a cultural difference, we shouldn't judge them, they don't judge us, there's nothing wrong with what they do, it's just their thing, you know?"  No, I don't know.  I think there is something dreadfully wrong about a society that punishes a woman for being raped because they only allow the men to testify.  There is something horribly skewed about a religion that spreads itself by conquering other peoples, and either kills or subjugates anyone who doesn't convert.  And all you people who say that the Judeo-Christian god and the Muslim god are one and the same?  Hey.  Up yours.  Anyone who knows anything about the Koran knows that there is no way this can be true.  The God of the Bible is a just, loving, and jealous god who wants nothing more than for his people--indeed, all people--to be saved.  The god of the Koran is a bloodthirsty maniac who calls on his followers to slaughter the unbelievers.  I am sick and tired of all of this Tashlan* crap, and my blood pressure goes up every time I hear it.  There is nothing in heaven, earth or hell that could possibly convince me that the loving Father I know would condone the wholesale slaughter of his people via bus bombings.  ROPMA.**

     I feel better now. 
*The Chronicles of Narnia, book seven (The Last Battle).  If you've read it, you'll get the reference.  If you haven't read it, you should. 
**ROPMA: an acronym for "Religion of Peace, my *ahem*" 
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
9:20 p.m.
And now, for the first time ever, I am proud to present the product of Livingstone's fertile (some would say futile) brain: Caps Lock Theater! 

    
SO THANKSGIVING HUH YEAH I'M GOING TO FLORIDA THIS YEAR WHERE ARE YOU GOING
OH YOUR GRANDMA'S OH THAT'S INTERESTING YEAH FLORIDA'S GOING TO BE AWESOME
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NINETY DEGREES THE WHOLE TIME I'M THERE AND YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS YEAH THAT'S RIGHT LOTS OF CHICKS AND BOOZE YEAH I'LL TELL YA
WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR HA HA HA WHAT NO I DON'T SEE THAT WHAT ARE YOU
POINTING AT BEHIND ME I DON'T SEE ANYTHI--  (whack)  (thud)

     This has been a presentation of Caps Lock Theater, brought to you by your local PBS station and viewers like you.  Thank you. 
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
10:38 p.m.
There's been a strain of mono making its way around campus this semester.  I doubt there's ever a time when someone one campus isn't sick with it, but this year it's running rampant.  I can tell because this strain has a distinctive barking cough that goes with it.  How do I know this?  Easy.  Listening to that cough kept me from sleeping last night. 
     That's right. 
     Much-Afraid has mono. 
     She's been coughing and losing her voice on-and-off for about two weeks now, but I always chalked it up to the common cold, and her former smoking habit.  However, this Sunday when she came back from break she was worse than she'd ever been and running a fever, and today she went to the condom store* health center and got the happy news.  I'm not too worried about catching it from her--Sausage Girl had the bad kind a couple years ago, and I came out fine from that, but she was also a lot more conscientious about sterilizing everything she touched than Much-Afraid.  I'm going to have to start eating vitamins like they're candy and chugging green tea and bundling up extra when I go out so my immune system doesn't weaken.  There's only two-point-five weeks left in the semester, so if I can hold out that long I'll be home free. 
     Of course, given that mono has something like a six-week incubation period, I could already be infected, but I'm trying really really really hard not to think along those lines.  An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and chugging so much tea that I can barely make it through class without wetting my pants is a small price to pay if it means I don't have to deal with mono. 
*at the health center, girls can get up to seven free condoms in all sorts of different sizes and shapes and flavors.  gag. 
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12:07 a.m.
Oh, I am up far too late.  It's all Stalker Boy's fault, really--last week he saw my blog and decided to send me an email, and now we've become pen (keyboard?) pals.  I stayed up late just to see if he would reply to my last letter before I went to bed. 
     Well, okay, it's not really his fault.  I stayed up so I could make sure I got a space in the computer lab reserved to take my journalism final in two weeks.  The good spaces go like hotcakes, and I wanted to get mine as soon as it was available at midnight. 
     Stalker Boy and I have a surprising number of things in common--we're both rabid conservative Republicans, we're both growing Christians, and we both like to write long emails to each other.  We've compared it to a wartime correspondence, to C.S. Lewis and Joy Douglass, and to something else but I can't remember what and I'm too tired to go look it up.  My only problem with him is that he doesn't like cats, but I'm willing to overlook that.  Cats are really more suitable for women while men seem to do  better with dogs.  Dogs are companions; cats are co-conspirators.  If you injure yourself, a dog will run and get help, while a cat will wait for you to die and then eat you.  Of course, this leads to the question "why have cats in the first place?" 
     Well, they're warm on cold nights and they're cute when they play with string.  That's about all the justification I can give you, but it's good enough for me. 
     I'll blog more tomorrow when I'm not so sleepy. 
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